December 2011
when you are reading a fanfiction about your otp...
“Just how destructive does a culinary preference have to be before we decide to...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Eating Animals (via tangerine-skies)
Come Along, Whovians: Petunia was in love with... →
harrysotherhalf:
jamespotterlove:
She was always jealous of Lily; this just made it worse.
But when that little boy showed up on her doorstep, she look him in. For him.
The only reason she treated him horribly was because of his eyes… the eyes that reminded her that she hadn’t gotten him. That Lily…
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
may the odds be ever in your favor.: best of 2011 →
armsoftheocean:
let’s take a look back at the things that we got to see here on tumblr throughout the year (in no particular order btw)
that ichat bubble meme
fake fangirlying (basically when people went ahead and unfollowed then refollowed someone they knew, then that other person…
Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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I only listen to like 50% of the music on my...
epic-humor:
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
To those who were wondering I’m reading
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus_and_Hitler_A_Romance
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“WHAT? That’s IMPOSSIBLE! No son of mine is a homo!” God raised his hand to slap Jesus, but he was crying too hard. “It’s okay, dad, really. Me and Hitler love each other, and we want to spend the rest of our lives together. We came here today because we want your permission to marry.” God sighed. “okay, son. If it’ll make you happy…”...
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Jesus and Hitler had been living together for almost two years now. They did everything together: go shopping, shower, and have intense fuck sessions with teenage slave bois rented from the local Jewish temple. They were like an old married couple, except for one thing - they weren’t married. Hitler sought to remedy that.
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… omfg this fanfic just got smutty
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While they were talking Hitler found himself checking out Jesus’ tight bod. If he wasn’t Furor of Germany… But he wasn’t Furor anymore,was he? That night when Hitler and Jesus were in bed together Hitler said “Jesus, what do you think of… love between men?”
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So I'm reading the Hitler/Jesus fanfic...
“Come, have lunch with me. My name is Jesus Christ.” Hitler was instantly amazed. He had been a devout Christian all his life and he was honored to eat dinner with Jesus. During lunch Hitler explained the tenets of National Socialism to the Messiah. To his delight, Jesus loved it! Within an hour Jesus was won over to National Socialism. Hitler felt joy in his heart. National Socialism...
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via thequietworld)